Bosses
Headless Ape: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
Inner Genichiro:
Me: "I've beaten him before several times, it won't be so hard"
Genichiro: *instantly kills me with Sakura Dance*
Inner Father: "STOP FCKIN TELEPORTING ALL THE TIME!"
Inner Isshin:
Me: "Gun? I deflect it! Dragon Flash? I dodge it!
Isshin: "Lighting!"
Me: "Meh..Lighting Reversal!"
Isshin: "Lighting Reversal Reversal!"
Me: "Reve...WHAT?"
Emma, the Gentle Blade:
Sekiro: *brutaly murders the kind doctor who helped him through the whole game*
Me: "I hate my life"
Ashina Isshin:
Isshin: "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Me: "NANI?!" *gets sliced into thousand pieces, anime style*
Mini Bosses
Leader Shigenori Yamauchi:
Me: "You do realize I'm gonna kill you in 2 seconds in every ng+ run, right?"
General Naomori Kawarada:
Me in ng+: "General Kawarada. Our long awaited meeting has come at last. When I left you, I was but a learner, but now I am the master."
General Tenzen Yamauchi:
General Tamagochi, who isn't my tomodachi.
General Kuranosuke Matsumoto:
Me, jumping behind him: "Hello there"
*instantly gets shot into pieces*
Chained Ogre:
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!
Great Serpent:
"Earthquake."
"No, captain. It's a GIANT FCKIN SNAKE, AND OH MY GOD, IT'S LOOKING AT ME!
Blazing Bull:
The worst rodeo in the Sengoku period.
Jinsuke Saze:
Me: "Oh, it's a guy..aaaaand I'm dead."
Shichimen Warrior, 1st encounter:
Me: "Pffft, you fool! You brought magic into a sword fight!
SW: *kills me instantly with a terror blast*
Headless:
NOPE! I'm not fighting with this sht!
Seven Ashina Spears - Shikibu Toshikatsu Yamauchi:
SAS: "Why are you keep stabbing me in the back?!
Me: "Cuz it's easy. And it takes out a whole healthbar."
Lone Shadow:
LS: "Good job in defeating me. I hope you'll like fighting with all my identical twin brothers. We are everywhere! "
Long Arm Centipede:
Me: "Dear Long Arm Edward Scissor Hand, what the f is wrong with your face?! "
LAC: *turns me into confetti*
Armored Warrior:
ROBERTOOOOOOOO
Snake Eyes Shirafuji/Shirahagi:
Me: "Pfft, that's just a gun, it's gonna be too easy."
Snake Eyes: *slams the barrel of the gun into my stomach, turning my insides into outsides*
Shichimen Warrior, 2nd encounter:
SW: "Are you just gonna keep hiding under that shield, all the time?"
Me: "Yup...that's the plan."
Mist Noble:
Mist Noble, Destroyer of the Worlds, Slayer of Legends, The Greatest Boss of All Time...aaaand he's dead.
O'Rin of the Water:
Signature FromSoft pretty lady, who's stronger than the area's boss, stuff of nightmares.
Shinobi Hunter Enshin of Misen:
Seriously, he's just a Mikiri Counter practice.
Juzou, the Drunkard:
Nogami Gensai, charging into battle: "I AM NOGAMI GENSAI!
Juzou: *vomits straight onto the guy*
NG: "I fckin quit."
Tokujiro, the Glutton:
You interrupted his Sake party with the boys, prepare to die.
Shigekichi of the Red Guard:
Juzou, but older, and can breath fire.
Seven Ashina Spears - Shume Masaji Oniwa:
Samurai General: "Why did you stab me in the back?"
Me: "Cuz it's easy. And I can do puppeter ninjutsu on you"
Sakura Bull of the Palace:
Worst rodeo in the Sengoku period, corpse edition.
Okami Leader Shizu:
Local football star forced to retire after a sports injury, related to a shinobi, and a ton of poison.
Ujinari Mizuo:
Saze on drugs. Still kills me in a second.